Scatology

You are all so glad that I don’t have a picture for this one.

The Pooping Bandit

has not made a re-appearance yet this year. We’re hoping that means he was a kid who has moved on to another school and that he’s not just waiting for a good moment to start stuffing the toilet paper dispensers with excrement again.

There

was

notable poo this week though. A staff member was in the cafeteria and noticed a suspicious object on the floor. A custodian called over for a consult confirmed that it was indeed a round little turd. I guess someone was walking around with a collection in their underwear and it fell out onto the floor. No clue as to who that would have been, so they just cleaned it up and moved on.

Elementary school is so interesting.